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The Rock and Roll Deconstruction Daddio [No.1]

In Richie Dowling on January 28, 2010 at 12:15 pm

By Richie Dowling

 

Europe: The Final Countdown

Just in case some of the “crusty oldsters” aren’t down with their shit here’s a link to the video so they’ll know what we jive-talkers are digging:-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lky2LYMgA5g&feature=fvsr

We’ll take things on a verse by verse basis.

First verse:-

We’re leaving together,
But still its farewell
And maybe we’ll come back,
To Earth, who can tell?
I guess there is no one to blame
We’re leaving ground
Will things ever be the same again?
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The T&ABC’s of T&A

In JJ Palooka on January 24, 2010 at 2:20 pm
This is from a new hunsecker, Miles Brandt, or JJ Palooka…
                                                          
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Pumping, and pumping, you’ve got about two dollars’ worth of Holy Trinity Body Wash in the palm of your callused hand.

 

When you shave this particular area, do it against the grain, slowly, and don’t use some Bic disposable; these are your best friends, after all — aren’t they good enough for a Mach 3 Turbo?

Standing in the doorway, Miss Titty is ready to hit the Fox Hole, decked out in her Trussardi suede dress.  Those fringes, they’re about six inches away from where she wants you to be.  Namely?  Taking up residence inside those Hot Property panties, as the Simon mesh undies are now in your pocket, a moist and wadded souvenir of her venereal appetite and your only pretense of control. Read the rest of this entry »

Thoughts, plans, ideas – Saturday 16th January, 2010

In Gupter Puncher/Oli Johns on January 22, 2010 at 1:40 pm

‘I’m writing these pages because I’ve been told to the point of satiety that if I can manage to write, I will regain my sanity.’ – Arguedas, that fox book.

Things to do…

Spread the word about the site…some kind of word…

How?

Concept…if I tell a hundred people…friends, writers, whatever…this is where I write, tell everyone you know, and they tell them and say the same thing…could it spread?

No one ever gives enough of a shit…I’m writing for a couple of loons and that’s it…no one’s got time for anyone anymore…

Writing is worthless…? Read the rest of this entry »

Thoughts, ideas, plans – Monday 11th January

In Gupter Puncher/Oli Johns on January 13, 2010 at 6:37 pm

‘I think it’s only because I’m dispirited that I am speaking so “boldly.”’ Arguedas, Fox above and Below 

Arguedas…you amazing cunt….

What can I write now?

I’ve fallen in love with a dead Peru guy…how the fuck did he write like that?

Fuck, I’ve been waiting so long for this…that library was dry…and I picked it up before…and put it back down again…why?

Title was good…’Fox above and below’…

I thought he was a snob? Intellectual?

Why didn’t I read the first page…that suicide line…’I’m gonna finish this book then end myself’… Read the rest of this entry »

Thoughts, plans, ideas – Tuesday 5th January, 2010

In Gupter Puncher/Oli Johns on January 8, 2010 at 1:10 pm

‘Yesterday I wrote four pages. I wrote them as therapy, but not without thinking they might be read.’ – Jose Maria Arguedas, The fox from up above and the fox from down below [A short while before he shot himself to death.]

 

 Magazines/places to send Gupter mags to?

The Believer

Aintitcool

Nylon mag

Barca review

Village Voice Read the rest of this entry »

The End…

In Gupter Puncher/Oli Johns on January 2, 2010 at 3:38 pm

Just like Red Dwarf.

There will be updates on future Gupter issues sometimes…

and a story from me or one of the others, once or twice a week.

[Let’s try Sundays and Thursdays and see how we go…]

If you like what you read here, try the year zero site too…

www.yearzerowriters.wordpress.com

Oli