Still looking for political columnist.

[Issue 2]


[Иллюзион изменения]


This is a little embarrassing…

Our new political columnist, Bernard Hawks, was supposed to be writing this…

But, and I don’t know how it happened, but last week he phoned me and said he couldn’t write the column because he was now a member of the BNP.

That’s the British Nationalist Party.

An advocate of fascism.

Bernard told us that he couldn’t be seen writing for a “liberal apologists rag”. He said that his new “brothers” felt it to be offensive.

I’m not sure what else to say.

I don’t know much about politics.

I guess I should run the job opportunity thing at the bottom of the page again…                                                                  













Job opportunity

[Никакое из вас могут написать.]


‘Gupter Puncher’ is again looking for a political correspondent. Must know more about politics than the person who wrote the above column.

Must not be a member of the BNP.

Must not be a friend or relative of Bernard Hawks.

People down on their luck preferred.

Apply directly to Oli Johns, or write something and send that.


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