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The T&ABC’s of T&A

In JJ Palooka on January 24, 2010 at 2:20 pm
This is from a new hunsecker, Miles Brandt, or JJ Palooka…
                                                          
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Pumping, and pumping, you’ve got about two dollars’ worth of Holy Trinity Body Wash in the palm of your callused hand.

 

When you shave this particular area, do it against the grain, slowly, and don’t use some Bic disposable; these are your best friends, after all — aren’t they good enough for a Mach 3 Turbo?

Standing in the doorway, Miss Titty is ready to hit the Fox Hole, decked out in her Trussardi suede dress.  Those fringes, they’re about six inches away from where she wants you to be.  Namely?  Taking up residence inside those Hot Property panties, as the Simon mesh undies are now in your pocket, a moist and wadded souvenir of her venereal appetite and your only pretense of control. Read the rest of this entry »